Friday, June 20, 2008


Think about it...

The Moslem oil sheikh can look you in the eye and say:

'We are at war with you infidels and have been since the embargo in the 1970s. You are so arrogant you haven't even recognized it.

You have more missiles, bombs, and technology; so we are fighting with the best weapon we have and extracting on a net basis about $700 billion/year out of your economy.

We will destroy you! Death to you filthy kufar, infidels!

While I am here I would like to thank you for the following:

Not developing your 250-300+ year supply of oil shale and tar sands. We know that if you did this, it would create thousands of good jobs for U.S. citizens, expand your engineering and scientific capabilities, and keep the wealth in the U.S. instead of sending it to us to finance our multi-faceted war against you moronic infidels.

Thanks for limiting Defense Dept. purchases of oil sands from your neighbors to the north. We love it when you confuse and betray your allies.

Thanks for over-regulating every segment of your economy and thus delaying, by decades, the development of sound, practical alternate fuel technologies.

Thanks for limiting drilling off your coasts, in Alaska, and anyplace where there is an insignificant insect, bird, fish, or plant that might be inconvenienced. Better that your people suffer.

Glad to see that our multi-billion petro-dollar funded lobbying efforts have been so effective:

We own your President;

we own some of your past presidents;

we own many of your Senators and congressmen, and they dance when we tell them to dance, and they vote the way we want them to vote, not the way you dorks want them to vote.

We have placed our people or our surrogates in high places and your so called national security organizations are ineffective jokes.

Corn based Ethanol. Praise Allah for this sham program! Perhaps you will destroy yourself from the inside with theses types of policies.

This idiocy of yours is a gift from Allah, praise his name! We never would have thought of this one! This is better than when you pay your farmers NOT TO GROW FOOD.

Have them use more energy to create less energy, and simultaneously drive up food prices.

Thank you, U.S. Congress!

And finally, we appreciate you letting us fleece you without end.

You will be glad to know we have been accumulating shares in your banks, real estate, and publicly held companies.

We also finance a good portion of your debt and now manipulate your markets, currency, and economy, as well as brainwash your silly children for our benefit.

You stupid fools! Praise Allah!!

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