by Phil Dragoo
Jonathon Porritt, Orwellian Inner Party propagandist.
Behold the Isle of Alice, where subjects are disarmed and prosecuted for self-defense;
Where the highest concentration of closed circuit television surveillance has made privacy illegal and terrorism protected;
Where Islamists may freely agitate for the decapitation of Christians and are a protected species to boot;
Where Prince Charles declares himself no longer "Defender of THE Faith" but (wearing the Full Muslim Sack Dress) "Defender of [nondenominational] Faith";
Where the national health will guarantee you have bad teeth and a lethal wait-time;
Where the telescreen will tell you the Jews are Nazis and the Palestinians are lambs;
Where a homosexual rock star is Queen but the late Princess gets a renewable requiem;
Where the late Winston Churchill led the defeat of vicious murderous eugenics so his debauched soulless grandchildren could promote vicious murderous eugenics.
From King Arthur to Jonathon Porritt headpiece filled with straw:
Out! Out! O Planet-Destroying Barbarians!
Make way for the a Huxleyan Yellow New World.